Why I Don't Hassle My Best Friend Into Having Children

I know my best friend Charlee will eventually have kids of her own. But Im not pressing the matter and this is why:

1: Sleepless Nights
2: Ear-splitting screams
3: Whining
4: Poop Everywhere
5: Pee on your bed
6: Stepping on sharp edged toys while half asleep.
7: Potty Training
8: Food Facials
9: Boogers on the walls
10: More ER trips than you have ever had in your life.
11: Vomit





Labels: Life With My Kids